To the HOMEPAGE of Good Old
I am old and I am balding,
I’ve lost my curly locks.
What’s even more appalling -
I have to wear odd socks.
Please come back and visit me again
I used to dress quite smartly,
I used to look quite posh.
The belle of every party.
But now my socks are lost.
Two socks are all I need
to make a matching pair.
Its not that much of a deed,
but I can’t find them anywhere.
One red, one green, one pink, one grey.
The colours are varied and many.
The patterns are bright, the patterns are gay,
but matching pairs - I ain’t got any.
I long to look normal again.
Please help me in my quest.
Its far beyond my tiny brain.
By the way - Have you seen my vest?